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Do Asians Make the Best Ladyboys?

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0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys today we're talking about du as make the best lady boys oh my god well if you if you put them in a championship aren't they winning a lot of them hell yeah they're not going to be Vikings you know they're not going to be Nordic Asians have very good complexion effeminate features they have a good hip to waist ratio you guys are describing me right now dude I was in Malaysia and we're we're at Jalan alore and and then I was like damn who are those fine ass girls and my friend's like they guys and I was like okay hey do we have any uh like lady stuff in the prop room cuz I feel like subie should like be a model for or he should be a good judge soft feet be a good judge no no no this is one of those like weird initiation Hollywood celebrity things you know you want to be part of the CER

0:51 if you want to be look bro here here's the thing I want to be big in I don't want to be big in Hollywood John Cena why don't you want to be big in Hollywood you want I don't want to be Hollywood do you want to be part of the careful boys D if you do you got to wear a dress you got to wear a dress did it all did it everyone in this room has been a woman I wor women's underwear right over there for this channel I would like to resign oh come on dud I'm not doing it stick to my hey your son's going to see this exactly are you homophobic is going to see this are you homophobic you're insecure yo give me the dress the only way I'm not insecure give me the dress the only way to prove that you're straight here is to become gay and kiss Anthony because that means we all did it we all did it five minutes to Heaven not

1:41 7 five used be you don't like it you brought this up on yourself just mentally preparing for it bro I never said no no you're face it you're very comfortable with your straightness and sexuality if you suck Anthony's dick okay big ass it is right okay there it is okay all right all right okay okay somebody play ey the tiger dude I think sub would make a decent lady boy you think yeah yeah I do think we should check the prop room and ████ dress him up right now we can't we need hey we need a thumbnail for this video what if I put a wig on will you judge me there and whatever you find just come back out wearing it

2:31 yeah just go go make your own outfit DIY DIY but put a lot of stuff on yeah just commit to something your make a good make make a good choice yeah you're going on a date yeah ice is on speed dial yeah wait wa yeah in the back yeah right there all the way back hit a button in IIs here all right 20 seconds ████ illegal immigrant finally we're going to ████ call Ice on subin picking up hey we have an illegal immigrant here this guy didn't even turn the lights on hey turn the light on man so you can [Laughter] see ████ yeah there must be busy deporting portal I need an account I think ice is busy right now deporting all the other

3:22 subin yeah probably Korean guys deporting subin's family do you guys think that this is an offensive prompt do you mean make the best lady boys I think it's a fact I think it's a fact it's like a beautiful thing right Asia sees it completely different than America too yeah they still want them to look hot they still try really hard I see here it's like it's not about that what's it about just it's about how you see yourself mentally but then in asan dude there's like a balding ████ fat dude with a ponytail that's like puts on lipstick and goes I'm a woman and and he'll be like he'll be like I he'll be like I could win too I should win too but then in Asia look at the comp dude they're they're killing it cuz they've been doing it longer they look up look up lady boys Asian lady boys oh Jesus just do it dude let me use your computer

4:13 mine's not working you're the host today dude you're the host you have responsibilities bro hey let's do Asian lady boy beauty contest it's honestly like it's like yo yo it's a refined art turn around ████ [Laughter] yeah St St ts are fire yeah that's pretty good that's really good oh my god dude this is amazing sub you nailed it the hell are you he looked like he about to Surf some Bing Bob dude bro dude who's the character who's this lady that you're playing right now what kind of K CH you want still sound like a dude yeah you got to try harder with ruin it for yeah take off the glasses take off the glasses yeah now she's

5:05 [Music] back funny that he actually speaks Korean but he resorts to that what language are you supposed [Laughter] to is he saying real ████ he my dick that's that's why I love that he can totally do that but he just [Laughter] goes that's so funny dude do you hey do you feel like we're having a good time or do you feel like you're being humiliated I feel like I'm being humiliated no this is great stuff you think that you'll be humiliated more if you are deported from this country in that Dr I know you're not talking about me Steve no no I'm not it's all of all what if I told you that Steve just

5:56 called immigration on you and they're coming over right now now cuz he did but you got to be subina you know you can't be suban and take me then ████ tired this your disguise a lot of bills I got PID this hey do you think there's a sub subin what do you think the difference is between lady boys and Asia and like lady boys in America okay this is like real life example um obviously from just from what I see as lady boys in Asia you know they they TR really hard like the lady boys in Asia they go full out they get the breast implant they actually shave they they the hair they actually sh they throw it out to like the shoulder life and say okay now it's time to fully transform let's get

6:47 this ████ going ████ morphin time it's yeah so once it's a morphin time once the hair reaches the shoulder like soon as you wake up and they they they get up and then boom now it's just like it's time to get the breast implant but like they go for it and they go for it they don't have f it they go full out Asian people they go full out and that's how Comm if you're going to transform Go full out but this from my experien is like this is just like last year I saw you know this Transformer walking in and it was just like you know I only saw the feet and then going up I was like oh it's a little hair it's all right and then it was was a dress and I was like oh okay he like it's not too bad but it was just an old man yeah yeah

7:38 old man with a skirt bald as ████ you know the the the ████ earrings are like loopy as ████ and you're just like yo are you trying yeah no yeah a good point he's probably from Cybertron no like no no it's just like did you are you trying dude no you're bald like where's your wig like are you trying where's your wig cuz minimum you think the easiest thing to do is shaving yeah right but but you're wearing a you're wearing a skirt and then you're you're wearing a loop earring and then you're going to walk around so you need to call me a lady like no I'm going to call you as it is like you look like a straight up guy that look like some gaming ass neck beer ████ 250 lbs right looking like the comic book guy on The Simpsons and then this all he does is puts on a dress he goes I'm a woman and I'm like clearly not clearly not I'm try from cyberon every time as I'm dressed like

8:30 like come on I can't go anywhere and say I'm a lady like does that make you question their intentions this is not going to pass it makes you question their intentions a little bit it does because dud put the wig back on looks crazy without it cuz think about it it looks crazy with think about it think about it come on as he's how scary is it how scary would it be if that old man I saw go up to a woman's bathroom and you had a daughter and you you know what I'm saying yeah that's the current yeah like and then the fact that that dude's in the bathroom and your dog is in the bathroom he comes out and saying oh you can't you can't say that I'm I'm a woman did you see that one dude where all the tampons in the lady's rest restroom there was that one dude that was pretending to be Trans in the lady's restroom and the lady was filming him and that fool had a fat ████ boner yeah and then he was she's like get out of here what are you doing and then like fake ass the police arrested her I

9:21 bet always like that yeah but look nothing against them I'm just saying there are people like my wife's friends that really they try super hard and they go full out makeup hair and just looks super legit and I'm just like dude I appreciate that but there are people who just slap on a piece of earring and a skirt and says you have to call me a woman like no I'm not going to call you that and to call yourself a woman like no I'm not doing it I think I need another example him looking like this makes the argument so much better yeah for real like like like like this and then you you got to call me a girl bro he bro that's that's just disres that's disrespectful to the ladies disrespectful to the game you know it is dude straight up hey what's up guys just in case you have seen some of these

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11:02 hot CH who's Blair white oh you got to um see her she's like a a political like influencer like she's a right wi political influenc political just say a lot of political influencer oh she's a but she does politics is that the one who who flashed at the White House huh no no no no no no no that's um so you got AK I feel like I'm in Vietnam you AK you have AK cuz you have I'm doing the anth thing I think there's prop guns in the prop room right bet get prop I'll be right dress yeah and then open the new one ████ sub dude are you changing back no he's finding he's trying to look for a gun he's adding he's adding to it that that was born a man yep well done to sub's point wa doing it to it yeah

11:52 doing it to it beautiful dude you you would snag me you know what I mean it's like she's she's throwing that line out and she's pulling up trout yeah you can't ha you can't hate on that at all you're just like jeez that's great no see that's not a phobic I don't know what I'm talking about that's notop phobic that's not a phobic you know what though I don't think that's gay finding I think it's straight as hell finding the straightest one in the room one dude you got to admit it brother have you seen the the influencers where they're like with like in a in a relationship ship and goes 10 reasons why my boyfriend is actually straight and it's like from a trans influencer and then he's like yeah well it's pretty wa from her no no no no no from other oh okay but I okay so I actually think real talk

12:43 yeah finding um like trans uh trans or like like lady boys or whatever attractive I don't think that's gay cuz they're still looking like women but what's gay is sucking their dick that would be gay yeah so like than yeah that's gay right cuz it's a you got dick in your mouth how long did it take you to figure that one out was that a must I had to philosophize for a minute yeah do some deep thinking on the beach journaling you were gone for like 2 minutes that's what you came back with that's all I could find without wasting time what an answer yo is finding a trans woman attractive gay uh I think there's there's a level two to it right cuz like from far you think it's a woman right so you're like

13:34 oh it's hot but then it's when you find out that it's a dude and then you pursue it still I think that's that's kind of gay right oh like well you're trying to get one would is that player white yeah I know my wife knows her too like we we're aware of her she's cool yeah that that's that's legit that's a like she tried really hard should killed it would would you or would you no I can't do it I can't no but I don't think I don't think finding someone like that attracted louder that doesn't equate to that you want to Bone her it's like over the hill it's coming yeah but it's not you don't find a man attractive she looks like a girl but you could admit that a man is attractive without having to go like this I didn't say that I didn't never said that on the record I that's I think that's gay if you can't admit agre agre those guys are like h no I don't care I don't look at

14:25 guys like that I can tell I'm like you can't tell with this check what can you tell I can't tell if a guy like attractive yeah you can if you had to if you were a casting agent and you had tell Matthew mccon yeah well like if it's clearly oh yeah Matthew Kan he's but if it's clearly like a ugly ████ you know that's a neck beard ass troll versus like yeah clearly right but like you know how like like there's like the Nuance of like oh this guy versus like if you if you square up like a seven with a nine level guy yeah I can't tell that that that's are you Matt Damon or Ben Affleck I don't really know no you have to just choose one I would say that I think that women like Ben AFF more and I I would agree with that whether you know or not you suck off harder whether whether you know or not the fact that you're able to understand

15:16 movies and which characters are what archetypes shows that you can tell yeah otherwise you'd just be confused and you'd be like who's that guy why is he there why does she like him you just be like asking questions the whole time you would enjoy but you can clearly tell that's the leading man he has the most Charisma you see Tom Hardy you know why he's there he's not there to be like a c character Tatum or Leo DiCaprio oh chny I think Leo's more my type because of the roles he plays chny Tatum do Chan Tatum that's your guy hey you know some people say I look like Chan Tatum dude yeah you do Asian version oh Leo I think Leo yeah because of the roles he plays Ryan Reynolds Ryan Gosling I think people like goling better dude I like Gosling better they're the same people Ryan Reynolds when I honestly I think I face ████ both of them after I watched him at

16:06 Deadpool I was like I think I've had enough of Ryan Reynolds yeah I think I needed little break yeah you know what you're right too Deadpool is what made me horny about him though I like Deadpool as a movie but when you it's the Ryan rold Super Show which is like I think it's an OD at that point after you're done like like part of the movie where Wolverine is like you need do you ever shut the ████ up I I I think couple people on the yeah that relief you feel like oh I didn't see that one I wish I yeah the first one after the first one I think you get you fall for him yeah no it's a great K it too I think get too much at point that at that time and by the way that is Deadpool like Deadpool is annoying as ████ he's supposed to be like to shut up yeah but I think when you start to see you know how like the main joke about is that he's exactly the

16:56 same whether he's doing a commercial for his ████ Pro or if it's in a movie and that's very true but who would you rather throat pie though like Thro pie right like Deadpool or Wolverine like which one makes you harder Wolverine to say I did I love Jackman ja but I I do it in Lay as rub dude I wouldn't do it I I wouldn't do that one because I think and then this is what I mean by like for me it's difficult to know who's more attractive cuz I think the kind of guys that guys get hard for is not what women get hard for you don't have to get hard you just say you like somebody check out think I don't know that I that I follow but I like what I don't use who I get hard for scill I like the sentiment no I mean like you know when you like you're stray but like you're

17:46 just watching a movie and then you just get a really throbbing boner for the lead guy right and then and then you ask your girlfriend and they're like oh I don't really think he's that hot but like yeah are you hard too yeah hey Tom Hardy or Jason Statum Jason Statum bro Tom Hardy Tomy Tom Hardy dud it's in his name Tom Hardy Mr hardy makes me very Hardy st's cool as ████ hella cool he hella cool both really and his acting is cool yeah but Tom same edgy though okay how about this I heard that Tom Hardy was a dick to um um the director of of Mag Max kind I kind of but then but you look at the conditions they shot in no I know it's crazy out there you get kind of angry you can kind of be like okay totally and apparently he apologized to him at the premiere cuz he was like yo this movie was sick my my be dude but

18:38 then like him on pey blinders though I that nothing made me want to be a Jew more harder than that really oh jewi guy after that I was like dude I I'm converting really yeah that's why I started asking subin I was like can I be a part of your Jewish Family is that the show where he's gay in it no oh never mind there's a movie I think where he's a gay he's a gayman he's a gayman yeah but I'm not talk Tom hard sure not sure all well I think because of our part uh petite build Asian men make the best women I agree yeah you see how small these wrists are I would make a beautiful woman dude but Blair white I think Blair white so far is in the lead out of the Blair White's fine out of people talking about yeah she killed it in the lead yeah Blair White's super hot so that's a white that's a white man yeah it's a white man just saying but is there like a is there a trans woman that

19:28 you can find attractive that isn't sexually hot it's pretty I don't know man that's the thing if you're going to trans you should go really hard be hot you know what I mean might as well cuz hot is you say cute cute is different yeah cute doesn't mean sexual can you find that or beautiful I guess Ellen Ellen pige she's cute Ellen pige was cute isn't that the other direction though ell P oh yeah yeah yeah yeah my bad my bad it's Elliot right Elliot is cute though he's cute cute like Beaver with abs you know Daisy Ridley from stair Wars she's a he no it's just a chick who's cute cute cute cute yeah she's cute yeah she's very cute yeah what is she she's a chick no she's just is she just she's British she's British yeah British she British have you guys heard of the movie Beautiful Boxer in Thailand

20:21 so it's like this story real true story right oh the TIE fighter who was trans they want it's a trans TIE fighter that wanted to transition so ████ hard but didn't have no money so he became the best ████ fighter made all this money and then became a woman oh good sick cheers as a woman right huh didn't didn't she fight as a woman against men half killing fools yeah cuz there was a there was a tie boxer known for that too like you worked hard for it good job so seriously too much camera trickery yeah yeah trying to look up beautiful lady boys not worth sharing not worth sharing too much camera trickery they all do camera tricks yeah not going to get me huh they all putting Vaseline on the lenses and ████ what the ████ almost thought Daisy Ridley was a a dude right now you're good you're chill dude you're still

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