For all returning students of UC Irvine, turn to the very back of your current semester’s class catalog where the last few pages are wet or stuck together, and you’ll find the serial number for this highly educational course called Asian Phonetic Identification 101, available for absolutely no school credit whatsoever but even the mere action of signing up will still somehow plummet your GPA, while simultaneously disqualifying you from all doctorate programs, raising your ability to discern ching from xiong, and consistently providing outrage to nextshark comment threads. Your instructors thankfully won’t be us, but rather the more capable local Mexicans we’ve already trained in this field, who probably experience a more diverse pool of Asians than your average Valley Boulevardian in the first place. May all our gods bless the payability of your un-Bidened educational loaning as you commence with your justified, inevitable, high collegiate loathing. #carefulboyz (clip source: Favorite Shows, Movies, Music)
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